Holy crap! Have y'all seen the news?
Surprised investors drove the major indexes up more than 5.5 percent to their biggest one-day rally of the year. The Dow Jones industrials shot up nearly 380 points.
Did you see what Obama DID today?! I am so happy! He made the stock market go UP by 380 points!
By gosh, at this rate, at the end of his 100 days, the DOW will be at 25,000! OMG! What an amazing President - if only Rush Limbaugh and Jim Cramer and the Republics in Congress had gotten out of his way earlier we would now stand at 46,000! That's some REAL money baby! The Great Depression has ended!
By the end of Obama's first term 1,411 days from today, the DOW should, at current rates, stand at 535,800 - and that's the HIGHEST IT's EVER BEEN! So reap the rewards, fellow Kossacks! Reef the dog sez BUY, BABY, BUY! You cannot go wrong in the Obama Bull Market! DING DING DING HONK!!
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